When you think about the future, particularly the possibility of starting a family, is it intimidating or exciting?
Anonymous

projared:

Neither.

Kids are dumb. Won’t be having them.

supermoclel:

a brony called me unattractive

that’s

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me

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ugly

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because i have hair on my legs

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Oh, like horses?

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

chalriepace:

dingdongyouarewrong:

draqua:

There’s a difference between a female character who exists in a story and has a romantic relationship with a male character versus a female character who exists in a story to have a romantic relationship with a male character

rose tyler vs river song

theirriandjhiquishow:

“what was your key motivation for this piece”

oh idk the due date

nazerine:

heremywords:

missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally…

Shoutout to Whooping Cough coming back thanks to these idiots. Like bell-bottom pants.

These guys are insane geniuses at setting up jokes you never catch first time around.